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She opened it then slammed it shut and stormed back in the house. A little later she came out and again went to the mail box, opened it and slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went. As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came out again, marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever.

Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, "Is something wrong?

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Yo mama is so old, that when she farts all that comes out is dust. Adam goes to God and says, "I would like a mate to please me and make living joyful. She should be beautiful and perfect in every way.

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God says, "I can do that, but it will cost you a testicle, a kidney, and one eye. How do men define a long-term relationship? An Avon Lady was delivering products in a high-rise and was riding in the elevator. Suddenly, she had the powerful urge to fart. Since no one was in the elevator, she let it go - and it was a doozy.

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Of course, the elevator then stopped at the next floor, so she quickly used some Avon Pine-Scented Spray to cover up the smell. A man entered the elevator and immediately made a face.

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