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A man who farts in church sits in his own pew. - MR bean
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See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes. Joke Confucius say, man who fart in church sit in own pew. Why do men fart more than women? A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blond female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox.
It keeps them awake. It is good for girl to meet boy in park, but better for boy to park meat in girl! Man who go to bed with question of sex on mind wake up with solution well in hand. Man who go to bed with itchy ass, wakes up with smelly fingers. Bigamy is having one husband too many.
She opened it then slammed it shut and stormed back in the house. A little later she came out and again went to the mail box, opened it and slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went. As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came out again, marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever.
Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, "Is something wrong?
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Yo mama is so old, that when she farts all that comes out is dust. Adam goes to God and says, "I would like a mate to please me and make living joyful. She should be beautiful and perfect in every way.
God says, "I can do that, but it will cost you a testicle, a kidney, and one eye. How do men define a long-term relationship? An Avon Lady was delivering products in a high-rise and was riding in the elevator. Suddenly, she had the powerful urge to fart. Since no one was in the elevator, she let it go - and it was a doozy.
Of course, the elevator then stopped at the next floor, so she quickly used some Avon Pine-Scented Spray to cover up the smell. A man entered the elevator and immediately made a face.
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I don't smell anything. What does it smell like to you?
What is the difference between a gay guy and a fridge? The fridge doesn't fart when you take out the meat.
Bigamy is having one husband too many. Some say monogamy is the same.
Confucius say build man a fire is warm for rest of his day, set man on fire is warm for rest of his life. Of course, the elevator then stopped at the next floor, so she quickly used some Avon Pine-Scented Spray to cover up the smell. Woman who springs on inner-spring this spring, gets off-spring next spring Nail on board is not good as screw on bench.
Why there are many bubbles on the pool's water? Why don't men like to drink coffee at work? It keeps them awake.